Genius Indian Boy’s First Day At School

Time for some humor before we begin the week at work! Received this in an email for­ward, is quite hilar­i­ous!

It was the first day of school and a new stu­dent named Chan­drashekhar Sub­ra­manyam entered the fourth grade.

The teacher said, “Let’s begin by review­ing some Amer­i­can His­to­ry. Who said, “Give me Lib­er­ty , or give me Death”?

She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Sub­ra­manyam, who had his hand up: “Patrick Hen­ry, 1775” he said.

Very good!” Who said, “Gov­ern­ment of the Peo­ple, by the Peo­ple, for the Peo­ple, shall not per­ish from the Earth?”

Again, no response except from Sub­ra­manyam. “Abra­ham Lin­coln, 1863” said Sub­ra­manyam.

The teacher snapped at the class, “Class, you should be ashamed. Sub­ra­manyam, who is new to our coun­try, knows more about its his­to­ry than you do!”

She heard a loud whis­per: “F**k the Indi­ans!”

Who said that?” she demand­ed.

Sub­ra­manyam put his hand up. “Gen­er­al Custer, 1862.”

At that point, a stu­dent in the back said, “I’m gonna puke.”

The teacher glares around and asks “All right! Now, who said that?”

Again, Sub­ra­manyam says, “George Bush to the Japan­ese Prime Min­is­ter, 1991.”

Now with almost a mob hys­te­ria some­one said, “You lit­tle shit. If you say any­thing else, I’ll kill you.”

Sub­ra­manyam fran­ti­cal­ly yells at the top of his voice, “Gary Con­dit to Chan­dra Levy, 2001.”

The teacher faint­ed. And as the class gath­ered around the teacher on the floor, some­one said, “Oh shit, we’re fucked!”

And Sub­ra­manyam said qui­et­ly, “George Bush, Iraq , 2005.”

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  • Thanks for the chuck­les this morn­ing.